I work as a manager in a mobile phone store. Customers will ask for discounts from acquaintances in the store, some from the boss, some from the manager and some from the clerk. Yesterday, some people even said they knew McDull (my dog, often wandering in the shop). Only when I asked, did I know that they treated McDull at his home last year. He was a pet doctor! Sweat!

It is said that there was an interview for the postgraduate entrance examination. The postgraduate students who took the examination were in the direction of Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasty. The teacher asked: "What books have you read?" Student answered: "Many of them, include <Jin Ping Mei>." The teacher asked again: "What edition did you watch?" Student answer: "It's a Taiwanese version with ten DVDs." I remember all the teachers who interviewed at that time were dumb, waved the guy out, and then laughed wildly in the room. Since then, it has become our classic joke. It's true. Needless to say, he failed. I didn't know whether his second exam was successful.

Listen to my friend, there is a fat cat at his home... One day, when the fat cat had eaten cat food, his father went to bed with his meal and watched TV. The fat cat still wants to eat so it got around his friend's father. Later, he jumped on the bed. My friend's father said: "How can you come to bed? Wash your face if you want to come up!" Without a meowing, the fat cat jumped out of bed, wiped and wiped its face, and then jumped up again, harvesting a piece of meat... Meowing, how do you know what people say, it's terrible!

My classmate, male, sneaked smoking in the toilet with several classmates in high school and was discovered by the headmaster. They all looked at the principal nervously, only to see the principal take out a ZhongHua cigarette from his pocket and say, "you all smoke!" They said, "We wouldn't dare to smoke again, principal." The principal said again, " Smoke, don't mention it,  one by one, who first drops the ashes, then find whose parents..."

My Friend has recently held two job fairs, several of which make people can't hold laugh. 1. Male, about 45 years old, as soon as he comes up, he asks the address of the company, then asked what he wants to do. He says to go and have a look. What does he want to see? Then he Barabara started his own management experience, what kind of team he brought with him. Then asked him "where did he graduate" , he said, "I learned by myself". 2, the person who is too long and too weak in speaking, "can you use office software ?" "Yes, that's very simple." "What about PowerPoint?" "Look at that, it's quite easy.” "How to operate?" "Just do that, step by step." "What about Excel? "This is super simple, and " "Can you tell me something about your commonly used functions?    "Just those." "Which ones?" "Oh, it will be some time to learn when I work&qu

Say my wife is a preschool teacher, once she asked the children in her class, "do you know what your surname is?" A girl surnamed Yang( also means sheep in Chinese ), said immediately, "Teacher, my surname is Yang." So, everyone seems to understand... they shouted, "teacher, my surname is  dog,"" my surname is  pig." (They mistakenly thought they were to let them say their zodiac)