Recruitment

My Friend has recently held two job fairs, several of which make people can't hold laugh.

1. Male, about 45 years old, as soon as he comes up, he asks the address of the company, then asked what he wants to do. He says to go and have a look. What does he want to see?
Then he Barabara started his own management experience, what kind of team he brought with him.
Then asked him "where did he graduate" ,
he said, "I learned by myself".

2, the person who is too long and too weak in speaking,
"can you use office software ?"
"Yes, that's very simple."
"What about PowerPoint?"
"Look at that, it's quite easy.”
"How to operate?"
"Just do that, step by step."
"What about Excel?
"This is super simple, and "
"Can you tell me something about your commonly used functions?   
"Just those."
"Which ones?"
"Oh, it will be some time to learn when I work"

3, there is a girl who has just graduated. As soon as she comes up, she asks,
"What position do you want, how much salary do you get, do you provide housing, where is the company, what is the content of your work..."

How does it feel like she's interviewing me?"

4, a middle-aged man asked him what position he was applying for. "I applied for my son. Appointment for my son, for my son, I only blame my relatively shallow morality, I  really didn't know how to do an interview."

5. Looking at a resume, the boy hasn't graduated from his senior year, one of which says:
"Having interned for a week in a company, I have thoroughly and comprehensively grasped the development law of a certain industry, and can quickly understand the changes in the industry and strategize."