I want to eat cookies when I go online today and ask her to get a bag. After eating, ask her to get another bag. She answered: "Don't need to take it anymore. I know you're voracious. I brought you two bags!" After saying that, she pulled out another bag from behind... Voracious mom is under great pressure!

Mamma's dumplings are super delicious. When my parents were dating, my mom made a dumpling for my dad. My father dropped on the sofa after a delicious meal, then pointed at my mother and said, "It's you (as my wife)! "

During the meal, my mother said that my childhood composition "My Mother" had a passage that she remembered vividly: "I remember that time, I tore open a large box of biscuits on the table, found that some money was thrown on the ground. So I stooped to pick it up, and when I stood up, my mother had eaten up the biscuits."

One day when I was watching the news with my mother, the host said, "A teenager made 500,000 yuan by using the Internet in a few days..." Mom turned to me and said, "Look at the others!” Then the host said, "But what awaits him will be legal sanctions!..." My mother, "..."

Going home from the Dragon Boat Festival, the next morning, my mother said to me sneakingly, telling you something horrible. "Ok?" "I have a scorpion on the balcony..." "what?" "The horror is that it is gone now..." ...... At the end, she insisted that I don't talk to my dad... Are you really my mother?