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My surname is the dog


Say my wife is a preschool teacher, once she asked the children in her class,
"do you know what your surname is?"

A girl surnamed Yang( also means sheep in Chinese ), said immediately,
"Teacher, my surname is Yang."

So, everyone seems to understand... they shouted,
"teacher, my surname is  dog,"" my surname is  pig."

(They mistakenly thought they were to let them say their zodiac)

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