I had a fight with my girlfriend last night... When I got up in the morning, I saw a big breakfast on the table. My heart was very touched. Who knows, when I took a bite, my face changed instantly. I ran to the water dispenser and found it empty. I found a note on it: "I knew you could not eat spicy food. I put half a bottle of mustard oil on purpose.There is no water at home today, dear, go outside and buy water, forgive you." My heart... Tears streamed down my face... Honey, I will never dare to make it again!!!

I remember that I went to boarding school in junior high school. I often got up early and had a secret date with my first love in the playground. One day, I made an appointment with my first love. I got up early and took two books to sit in the playground with her. As a result, the dormitory forgot to open the door in the morning. (The door is the one with chains and chains). This made me so anxious that I had to squeeze hard to get through. As a result, tragedy happened. My head passed through and my body dosen't... Later, the president solemnly praised me as a great lover of learning. Good classmates...