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《Jin Ping Mei》



It is said that there was an interview for the postgraduate entrance examination. The postgraduate students who took the examination were in the direction of Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasty.
The teacher asked:
"What books have you read?"
Student answered:
"Many of them, include <Jin Ping Mei>."
The teacher asked again:
"What edition did you watch?"
Student answer:
"It's a Taiwanese version with ten DVDs."

I remember all the teachers who interviewed at that time were dumb, waved the guy out, and then laughed wildly in the room.
Since then, it has become our classic joke.
It's true. Needless to say, he failed. I didn't know whether his second exam was successful.
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