They all say that daughters are Daddy's former lover.

In the morning, Dad said to Dodo (a kindergarten girl):
"Today is Valentine's Day, you are my last life's little lover, so I will wait for you at the school gate, let's celebrate Valentine's Day together.",

"I want to draw, I have no time to accompany you," Duo answered."

"Then I'll wait all the time.",
Dad still insists!

At that time, Dodo looked into his father's eyes and calmly answered:
"Let's not to talk about the past life!"

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