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The Tibetan Mastiff



(My younger sister lives in the countryside. She keeps two Tibetan mastiffs <not pure>, two German shepherd dog, and they get along well. In summer, she loves to take them to swim by the river with her father. This is the background of the story.)

One hot day, the dog grew hairy and was afraid of the heat. Dad, I, and his dog set out to the river again. I wore a white dress.
 When the other dogs and dogs are happy to go into the water by the river. The Tibetan mastiff's fur is absorbent and afraid of sinking, it's wandering nearby.
Because those big dogs are relatively rare,  many people come around to watch the dogs, not too close. There were many handsome brothers.
 I am near the dog by the river. Dad is chatting with people in the distance. I love to see many people and splash water with the dog. At first, I was very proud. A bunch of children on the other side were jealous and jealous.
 Ha, I'm the master, it must obey obediently!
Speaking of joy and sorrow, just then, the Tibetan mastiff was tired of swimming, climbed ashore and rushed to my father. Everyone retreated, retreated. Dad drank, don't come!
 "Go back!"
 I'm standing on the shore and clapping my hands,
"baby come here!"
 The dog hesitated for a moment, looked back at me, fought the water on his body, and ran happily towards me!
 "Run!"
 Happily pounce on me!
 It has more than 80 kilograms, sisters!

 Ha-ha, I and the bastard landed in the water with splendid beauty in the exclamation of many people!

 This is not the point, the point is that I'm upside down,  my dress, feet facing the sky, small underwear, many young handsome men, uncles, aunts saw that... Ha, that's not enough.
Isn't it white and transparent, I'm exposed to all of them?
More seriously, the bastard dog pushed me into the water with his paws after I floated up!

 I struggled, come out, was pressed again!

 Struggled, come out, pressed again!

 That's really fxxk!
 It is playing happily!

Please imagine the scene, the laughter... Hey, it’s true, though it’s worth it.

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