Return basketball

On Sunday, I went to the park with my 4-year-old cousin.

There was a basketball court surrounded by barbed wire, and there was a big hole in the wired net, which only one ball could be in and out.

Then a basketball bounced out (from the hole) and came to our feet.
The basketball players politely asked us to throw the ball back. I was a little lazy and told my cousin to pass the ball from the hole to the brother who played basketball.
Seeing my cousin think for more than ten seconds, pick up the basketball and run away immediately.

After running out for 5-6 meters, he returned to see if I could catch up with him. He said to me, "Run fast, run fast, we have our own basketball, so we don't have to borrow from our neighbor's sister to play it."

Finally, I caught up with him, picked up the little one crying and screaming, and returned the ball.

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