Skip to main content

Pull shoes down

I once hosted a local traffic hotline. The guest was a traffic policeman. He answered all kinds of questions about accident procedures.

One day, a woman entered the hotline:
"I lost my driver's license, and then I lost it, and I got another one, and I can't find it."

The uncle police said,
"Why do you always lose things? Driver's license is as important as protecting your wallet ID card."

The woman said,
"Oh, I lost it with my ID card in my wallet.I want to ask a question. I haven't found a new lost certificate. I found my first lost driver's license in my boots. Is it still available?"

The policeman said, "Go home first and pour all your shoes down!"
Labels:

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

The Tibetan Mastiff

（My younger sister lives in the countryside. She keeps two Tibetan mastiffs <not pure>, two German shepherd dog, and they get along well. In summer, she loves to take them to swim by the river with her father. This is the background of the story.） One hot day, the dog grew hairy and was afraid of the heat. Dad, I, and his dog set out to the river again. I wore a white dress.  When the other dogs and dogs are happy to go into the water by the river. The Tibetan mastiff's fur is absorbent and afraid of sinking, it's wandering nearby. Because those big dogs are relatively rare,  many people come around to watch the dogs, not too close. There were many handsome brothers.  I am near the dog by the river. Dad is chatting with people in the distance. I love to see many people and splash water with the dog. At first, I was very proud. A bunch of children on the other side were jealous and jealous.  Ha, I'm the master, it must obey obediently! Speaking of joy...
Post a Comment
Read more

My Mother

During the meal, my mother said that my childhood composition "My Mother" had a passage that she remembered vividly: "I remember that time, I tore open a large box of biscuits on the table, found that some money was thrown on the ground. So I stooped to pick it up, and when I stood up, my mother had eaten up the biscuits."
Post a Comment
Read more

Lie

Yesterday, I summoned up my courage to call the goddess to tell my love, then I was rejected. In fact, I thought, if she doesn't like me, please tell me directly. There's no need to lie and lie to me that I'm ugly.
Post a Comment
Read more