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I once hosted a local traffic hotline. The guest was a traffic policeman. He answered all kinds of questions about accident procedures.

One day, a woman entered the hotline:
"I lost my driver's license, and then I lost it, and I got another one, and I can't find it."

The uncle police said,
"Why do you always lose things? Driver's license is as important as protecting your wallet ID card."

The woman said,
"Oh, I lost it with my ID card in my wallet.I want to ask a question. I haven't found a new lost certificate. I found my first lost driver's license in my boots. Is it still available?"

The policeman said, "Go home first and pour all your shoes down!"
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