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One day, I ate with some colleagues. One was a very frugal man.

After dinner, all kinds of food were packed by the colleague to take away, including half of the drinks. The colleague took half of the yogurt and a bottle of Sprite and went to the door.

My colleague who paid for it saw the yogurt in his hand and said, "It seems that he didn't buy any yogurt."
Everyone was amazed.

After a while, a waiter came out and said,
"Who of you took away my detergent?" and then he saw the yogurt bottle in my colleague's hand,  so snatched away...

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