My sister practiced martial arts since childhood

My sister practiced martial arts as a child and won numerous medals, but she has a lady figure and face!

When my brother-in-law in school, he was a high-caliber student in the Academy of Literature. He was good at playing chess, calligraphy, and painting. He was also handsome, but he was weak in stature.
Because my brother-in-law is a very talented student, he is very competitive in school.

One day several boys came to trouble their brother-in-law, that was my sister who happened to pass by.
Alas... Poor for the three boys. When my brother-in-law was so grateful, my sister squeezed her fist and said:
"Be my boyfriend, or you'll end up with them!"
So... My sister got it.

Yesterday my husband and I went to my sister's house. My brother-in-law came to cook and wash dishes after dinner.

My husband joke with my brother-in-law.
"My brother-in-law, why don't you learn some self-defense skills?"
My sister said that he had learned it.

"Have you ever learned to be so obedient?"
I asked curiously.
At that time, my sister's four-year-old little Lori said that his father tried to resist, and every time he was chopped by his mother.

The point is, the girl said, "my parents sent me to learn martial arts, and my father said that I must be nurtured like my mother so that I would not be bullied in the future... "　

Comments

Prostatitis

Once I went to the barber's to have a haircut, and there were three post-90s MMs sitting at the door, who belonged to the non-mainstream department. When I was cutting my hair, there passed a man behind the door. His neck was very thick, commonly known as thick neck disease (like goiter). At this time, a MM spoke, "Look at that man's neck so thick, so scary!" Suddenly it was all happening, another MM's words surprised all people, "I know what it is, it's just prostatitis!" The other two MMs agreed, "Oh, that's it!" The barber and I suffocated to internal injury, scissors almost destroyed my face! Fxxk, you have a prostate in the neck...

QQ Group Administrator

Usually, I do all the company's interviews, so I meet all kinds of people! Yesterday, a girl dressed as a non-mainstream came to interview for a management job. I asked her, "what kind of management you had, or whether you had any experience in management?" The child blurt out,"Uncle, I have been QQ group administrator!"

The Tibetan Mastiff

（My younger sister lives in the countryside. She keeps two Tibetan mastiffs <not pure>, two German shepherd dog, and they get along well. In summer, she loves to take them to swim by the river with her father. This is the background of the story.） One hot day, the dog grew hairy and was afraid of the heat. Dad, I, and his dog set out to the river again. I wore a white dress. When the other dogs and dogs are happy to go into the water by the river. The Tibetan mastiff's fur is absorbent and afraid of sinking, it's wandering nearby. Because those big dogs are relatively rare, many people come around to watch the dogs, not too close. There were many handsome brothers. I am near the dog by the river. Dad is chatting with people in the distance. I love to see many people and splash water with the dog. At first, I was very proud. A bunch of children on the other side were jealous and jealous. Ha, I'm the master, it must obey obediently! Speaking of joy...

Search This Blog