Help him change the channel.

My home is in the alley, that is to say, there are people living in the front and back alleys.On the first floor of the lane opposite the window of my room, there is a family (rented).
The children in that family are very bad.

Every time I open the window to read, he sprays water into my window with a water gun.
Every time the book gets wet, I was very uncomfortable.
I have scolded and scolded, but he stayed the same.(The boy was in fifth grade.)

I always want to get a chance to retaliate.

I found that the kid always liked watching TV when he was okay, and the set-top box of his TV was facing my window.

So the first thing I do when I put down my schoolbag after school is:
Pick up my remote control!
Change the channel for him!

So every day I can always hear such a dialogue.
"Mom!TV has changed itself again! "
"You must have sat the remote control..."
"No!Just come here to see!"

Then I stop changing stations... The mother thought the child was playing with him.
He was beaten several times later.
That was a good grievance!
I was very happy and laughed at the windowsill.

Later, when I revenge, I added several tricks:

1. Help him tune his voice to the maximum.
2. Turn off the TV for him.
3. Press in disorder!

So... The landlord heard the crisp and melodious sound of tapping the TV, the sound of all kinds of remote controllers, all kinds of crying... Great revenge!

Note:
Try all the organic TV set-top boxes.
Usually, a remote controller can control all set-top boxes...

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