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Bit biscuits

I have a three-year-old boy, who is eating "leisure fun (biscuits)" one day.
When I came back from work and sees him, I coaxed the biscuit in his hand, snaps a bite and returns.
When the baby sees that the biscuit is missing a large piece, he quits and stamps his feet and turns around!
I stood there and giggled, only to see my wife come out and stare at me. Then I took the biscuit from the baby's hand, bit it again, smoothed the gap, and returned.

That's the point! The baby became quiet!
He was having a biscuit to play contentedly, leaving me in a mess...
Simple baby cannot hurt.
Ah, I would tell you that I later bit several pieces and play several times?

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