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Raised a scorpion


Going home from the Dragon Boat Festival, the next morning, my mother said to me sneakingly, telling you something horrible.

"Ok?"

"I have a scorpion on the balcony..."

"what?"

"The horror is that it is gone now..."

......

At the end, she insisted that I don't talk to my dad... Are you really my mother?
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