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Niu Bi classmate



I remember that I once had a classmate who was transferred to the school. He did a Niu job.

He said that he was in the countryside when he was in primary school. One day he went to school and passed a dry river. He saw a skeleton in the river. He was curious, packed in his small school bag.

When he got to school, he teased his female classmates and said, "Come here and show you something good."

Many female classmates were curious about it.

He took out the skull and cried in a moment. Their head teacher was a woman. He asked him to go to the office and ask him what was in the schoolbag."



He said nothing, the teacher said," don't play tricks with me! Take it out."

My classmate said, "don't cry!"

He popped the skull on the teacher's desk, the teacher screamed, wailing.

My classmate said calmly, " I said I would not take it out, you still want to see, why are you crying?"
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