Let me insert a bookmark first

In high school, the dean of the Department of Education and Politics was the kind of rigorous, strict and vicious master who hated students doing other things in classes. My deskmate watched martial arts when studying and he was caught.
The Dean stretched out his hand and said nothing, he just shook his head and hand the dean that book.
Just as the dean was about to walk out of the classroom door, the deskmate came and shouted out:"dean, wait a minute!"
The whole class watch at him!
I saw him tear off a sheet of paper and fold it in half as he trotted. He ran to the dean and took the book back.
He said something would petrify the whole class. "I'll put a bookmark in first!""

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QQ Group Administrator

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Ha ha ha ha

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