Buy me a pair of underwear, please!

That's What to what my husband said...
Husband's younger brother is 12 years younger than him,
so it's basically my husband live with the younger brother.
Just then, their family was relatively poor. His brother never wore underwear when he was young. At that time, all the children were playing in the fields. So his dick often got hurt.

Until he came from the countryside to go to primary school in the county town.
One day when he had a good score in the exam.
Then, His mother asked him:
"My boy, you have really improved your studies, and I will reward you, what do you want?"
Just then, he wow and cried. Hold his mother and cry,"Buy me a pair of underwear, please! Give me a pair of pants. I'll have a small pair of pants!"

So far, we still laugh at him about it!

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