A great lover of learning

I remember that I went to boarding school in junior high school. I often got up early and had a secret date with my first love in the playground.
One day, I made an appointment with my first love. I got up early and took two books to sit in the playground with her. As a result, the dormitory forgot to open the door in the morning. (The door is the one with chains and chains). This made me so anxious that I had to squeeze hard to get through.
As a result, tragedy happened. My head passed through and my body dosen't...
Later, the president solemnly praised me as a great lover of learning. Good classmates...

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Prostatitis

Once I went to the barber's to have a haircut, and there were three post-90s MMs sitting at the door, who belonged to the non-mainstream department. When I was cutting my hair, there passed a man behind the door. His neck was very thick, commonly known as thick neck disease (like goiter). At this time, a MM spoke, "Look at that man's neck so thick, so scary!" Suddenly it was all happening, another MM's words surprised all people, "I know what it is, it's just prostatitis!" The other two MMs agreed, "Oh, that's it!" The barber and I suffocated to internal injury, scissors almost destroyed my face! Fxxk, you have a prostate in the neck...

QQ Group Administrator

Usually, I do all the company's interviews, so I meet all kinds of people! Yesterday, a girl dressed as a non-mainstream came to interview for a management job. I asked her, "what kind of management you had, or whether you had any experience in management?" The child blurt out,"Uncle, I have been QQ group administrator!"

The Tibetan Mastiff

（My younger sister lives in the countryside. She keeps two Tibetan mastiffs <not pure>, two German shepherd dog, and they get along well. In summer, she loves to take them to swim by the river with her father. This is the background of the story.） One hot day, the dog grew hairy and was afraid of the heat. Dad, I, and his dog set out to the river again. I wore a white dress. When the other dogs and dogs are happy to go into the water by the river. The Tibetan mastiff's fur is absorbent and afraid of sinking, it's wandering nearby. Because those big dogs are relatively rare, many people come around to watch the dogs, not too close. There were many handsome brothers. I am near the dog by the river. Dad is chatting with people in the distance. I love to see many people and splash water with the dog. At first, I was very proud. A bunch of children on the other side were jealous and jealous. Ha, I'm the master, it must obey obediently! Speaking of joy...

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