A great lover of learning

I remember that I went to boarding school in junior high school. I often got up early and had a secret date with my first love in the playground.
One day, I made an appointment with my first love. I got up early and took two books to sit in the playground with her. As a result, the dormitory forgot to open the door in the morning. (The door is the one with chains and chains). This made me so anxious that I had to squeeze hard to get through.
As a result, tragedy happened. My head passed through and my body dosen't...
Later, the president solemnly praised me as a great lover of learning. Good classmates...

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QQ Group Administrator

Usually, I do all the company's interviews, so I meet all kinds of people! Yesterday, a girl dressed as a non-mainstream came to interview for a management job. I asked her, "what kind of management you had, or whether you had any experience in management?" The child blurt out,"Uncle, I have been QQ group administrator!"

Ha ha ha ha

The math teacher in Grade One of Senior One is a newly graduated college student. Usually, we have all kinds of noises in class. He is also used to it. One day when he came into the classroom, he saw that we were all quiet, then he threw back his head and laugh loudly. "Why are you so quiet? Have you taken the wrong medicine?" ... "Ha ha ha ha..." Then he watched that the headmaster was sitting in the back, he was messing up.

Prostatitis

Once I went to the barber's to have a haircut, and there were three post-90s MMs sitting at the door, who belonged to the non-mainstream department. When I was cutting my hair, there passed a man behind the door. His neck was very thick, commonly known as thick neck disease (like goiter). At this time, a MM spoke, "Look at that man's neck so thick, so scary!" Suddenly it was all happening, another MM's words surprised all people, "I know what it is, it's just prostatitis!" The other two MMs agreed, "Oh, that's it!" The barber and I suffocated to internal injury, scissors almost destroyed my face! Fxxk, you have a prostate in the neck...

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