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The story background:   Being in Wuhan, wearing high heels for   the first time... 

If   you are living in Wuhan, then you know that the bus in Wuhan is more speeding   than the speeding party,
so I finally got on the bus and the fifth brake fell   magnificently to the left side, the whole person fell down in the bus aisle,   left foot sprained for half a day and could not climb up...
Of course, this   is not the point ...

The Point was the car that immediately went to the arch bridge   of Jianghan Bridge, so I wasn't able to get up yet!   
I started to slide down! 
Slide from the front to the middle door! 
When   I got off the bridge, I slid from the middle door to the front of the car   again!   

The people on the bus laughed wildly. 
It wasn't until Xinhua Bookstore Station   that I was lifted up! 
And someone recorded the whole story! 

I will never take tram line 4 again !!!

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